What Jacob and Rebecca say about me.....

I saw this on facebook a couple of weeks ago and decided to have my kids answer the questions....Their responses crack me up. 

WITHOUT ANY prompting, ask your child these questions and write down EXACTLY what they say. It is a great way to find out what they really think. When you are done re-post and put your child's age.

Answered by Jacob age 5

1. What is something mom always says to you? Go to time out.

2. What makes mom happy? When I help her and when I don't go to time-out.
3. What makes mom sad? That I push her
4. How does your mom make you laugh? she tickles me
5. What was your mom like as a child? like Rebecca
6. How old is your mom? 25
7. How tall is your mom? 50 million pounds
8. What is her favorite thing to do? Eat so much
9. What does your mom do when you're not around? shop
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? she'd be in a concert
11. What is your mom really good at? shopping
12. What is your mom not very good at? running
13. What does your mom do for a job? tutor
14.What is your mom's favorite food? peanut butter and jelly
15.What makes you proud of your mom? Because she always tickles me
16. If your mom were a character, who would she be? Star-Lord or Rapunzel
17. What do you and your mom do together? we go shopping
18. How are you and your mom the same? we both have glasses
19. How are you and your mom different? mommy has a dress and I have a shirt
20. How do you know your mom loves you? because I just know
21. What does your mom like most about your dad? She likes his beard
22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go? to work
23. How old was your Mom when you were born? 28

Answered by Rebecca age 8 

1. What is something mom always says to you? Get out of the bathtub

2. What makes mom happy? Giving her hugs and kisses
3. What makes mom sad? When the razor is broken
4. How does your mom make you laugh? she tickles me
5. What was your mom like as a child? crazy
6. How old is your mom? 35
7. How tall is your mom? 6 foot 4
8. What is her favorite thing to do? Spend time with us
9. What does your mom do when you're not around? lie around and sleep
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? fastest reader in town
11. What is your mom really good at? tutoring
12. What is your mom not very good at? not beating daddy up
13. What does your mom do for a job? tutor
14.What is your mom's favorite food? bratwurst
15.What makes you proud of your mom?  that she is a very good mom
16. If your mom were a character, who would she be? Queen Miranda from Sofia the First
17. What do you and your mom do together? go to church
18. How are you and your mom the same? we are both girls
19. How are you and your mom different? Mommy doesn't paint her fingernails usually but I like to paint my fingernails
20. How do you know your mom loves you? Because when I ask her to tuck me in at night she does and every time she does she gives me a big hug
21. What does your mom like most about your dad?  That dad is a stinker
22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go? Home
23. How old was your Mom when you were born? 27

I dare you to ask your children these questions! I am sure their answers will crack you up!